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22 Jump Street (2014)

22 Jump Street (2014)

22 Jump Street    13 Jun 2014

R 112 minReleased

IMDB: 7.0/10 317 votes

Expectations for the first movie were low. Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill in a remake of something from the 1980s? It looked like it was going to be just another shitty comedy. It was surprising then to find a movie that people familiar with the era the original belonged to could dig – two young looking cops enter high school only to find that it’s a politically correct farce, with jocks a thing of the past. It ...

Rage (2014)

Rage (2014)

Rage    09 May 2014

Not Rated 92 minReleased

IMDB: 5.0/10 229 votes

This is another one of those films stuck in limbo between theatrical release and DTV obscurity. With a budget of $25,000,000 you’d think that it might somehow stand out among other B/C-Movies. Although I suspect that that budget is slightly exaggerated – not just big movies like The Avengers do this. Some people might think that Tokarev, like Joe (2014), is an important movie on the comeback of Nicolas Cage, but what’s more interesting about it is ...

Kill ’em All (2017)

Kill ’em All (2017)

Kill'em All    06 Jun 2017

R 96 minReleased

IMDB: 5.2/10 351 votes

Kill ‘Em All (2017) This is one of the worst movies I’ve seen in years. Maybe one of the top five worst I’ve ever seen and God knows, I’ve watched some trash. It’s Jean Claude Van Damme’s worst movie ever, as far as I can remember right now anyway — most of his stuff this side of the 1990’s has been pretty bad to various degrees. It’s a thoroughly depressing stretch of awful. In this one, the latest DTV ...