Manly Movies

Morgan Freeman

Last Vegas (2013)

Last Vegas (2013)

Last Vegas    01 Nov 2013

PG-13 105 minReleased

IMDB: 6.6/10 121 votes

The concept of a bunch of bachelors headed to Vegas to get wasted for one man’s last weekend of freedom is indeed a Manly concept. It’s something that The Hangover (2009) only barely got right in it’s original movie and completely fucked up in it’s horrible sequels. Here comes a movie that wants to try again, only this time with four old-aged-pensioners instead of four thirty-somethings. Well, it may want to be that type of movie but ...

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

The Dark Knight Rises    20 Jul 2012

PG-13 164 minReleased

IMDB: 8.4/10 453 votes

A longer review today, because this is by all accounts the movie of the year. They even call it one of the most exciting “Action” movies of the year. Nuh uh. Here’s another “action” movie slash comic book yarn that all Manly Men should avoid like a woman in a nagging mood. It’s even worse than the first two movies, two boring yet profusely over hyped cock ups. Movies which served to remind us that ...

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Olympus Has Fallen    22 Mar 2013

R 119 minReleased

IMDB: 6.5/10 233 votes

There was a term that circulated around in the 90’s when real action movies were still in hot demand – ‘Die Hard Clone’. The term was used to describe Die Hard ripoffs where a one man army would take on a crew of specialist killers. The ingredients all remained the same: Articulated swearing, copious machine gun fire, a villain just in it for the money and a closely confined environment. The locale was the only real ...