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Survivor (2015)

Survivor (2015)

Survivor    29 May 2015

PG-13 96 minReleased

IMDB: 5.6/10 691 votes

One supposes that 2015’s Survivor was initially intended for bigger things. With veteran action director James McTeigue (V for Vendetta, Ninja Assassin) at the helm and a cast which features the likes of Milla Jovovich and Pierce Brosnan, one must wonder if the feature might have been originally targeted for a decently-marketed theatrical run. Seeing the finished product, though, it’s obvious why it’s being dumped in only a handful of theatres. Written by first-time feature film scribe Philip Shelby, Survivor ...

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution    14 Sep 2012

R 95 minReleased

IMDB: 5.4/10 125 votes

Malaria. Ebola. Gang rape. These are the experiences I’d rather endure than be subjected to another bout of this slurry. But you know, as a fan of the old games and, y’know, zombie movies in general, my ire is no longer directed at Paul W.S. Anderson. Because to hate Paul Anderson would be like hating a 13 year old dog that can’t help pissing itself. When AICN once called him out on his Resident ...

Cymbeline (2014)

Cymbeline (2014)

Cymbeline    13 Mar 2015

R 98 minReleased

IMDB: 3.8/10 374 votes

There are going to be some upset people when they stumble upon this movie. It is wall to wall gibberish dressed up as a stylistic interpretation of Shakespeare. Let me first say that I don’t give a damn about Shakespeare, or any of the nonsense that he wrote. To me his works were, and are, highfalutin horse shit, put to paper by a man who was most likely heavily shitfaced. This modern take on the play ...