Manly Movies

Melissa Bolona

Shark Lake (2015)

Shark Lake (2015)

Shark Lake    02 Oct 2015

Not Rated 92 minReleased

IMDB: 3.5/10 701 votes

As long as Dolph Lundgren keeps making terrible movies, they will continue to get terrible reviews. At least from those of us with the persistence to keep trekking the bowels of VOD hell. I like the big guy a lot, we all do, so I feel like I have to follow him on this journey. And unlike the fanboys out there (why are you shitting on that movie I was looking forward to bro, but haven’t seen ...

Acts of Violence (2018)

Acts of Violence (2018)

Acts of Violence    12 Jan 2018

R 86 minReleased

IMDB: 5.9/10 415 votes

I’ve scaled back the reviews of VODmit on here. I think I engaged in too much self flagellation in 2017 in that regard (but now I have a giant backlog of turds that might get tackled) and needed some recovery time. But if you’re like me, think about it positively, because fans of awful movies are usually more intelligent, studies have found. Anyway, nothing much said about this movie so far, because credit-to-credit it’s probably about 80 ...

The Hurricane Heist (2018)

The Hurricane Heist (2018)

The Hurricane Heist    09 Mar 2018

PG-13 103 minReleased

IMDB: 5.5/10 264 votes

Rob Cohen can make a bad film look good, and work. Take the first Fast & Furious film, it’s the best in that series because it’s the closest to an old 80s/90s action yarn next to its bloated computerized sequels. This film has a good premise, a heist occurring in a small town while it’s evacuated on account of a large hurricane. It should’ve worked, because Cohen is an underrated director, but it the family themed softness ...