Manly Movies

Ed Harris

Run All Night (2015)

Run All Night (2015)

Run All Night    13 Mar 2015

R 114 minReleased

IMDB: 6.6/10 905 votes

This is a movie right up our street. The old mob thriller with a shots of revenge thrown into the mix. Even better, it has Ed Harris, who is the first name I’ll mention for this movie because I believe he’s the best (and manliest) actor in the cast. I’d recommend it, just about. Because look man, we love movies where men get fucked up and shot to death when they threaten a family member. ...

Cymbeline (2014)

Cymbeline (2014)

Cymbeline    13 Mar 2015

R 98 minReleased

IMDB: 3.8/10 374 votes

There are going to be some upset people when they stumble upon this movie. It is wall to wall gibberish dressed up as a stylistic interpretation of Shakespeare. Let me first say that I don’t give a damn about Shakespeare, or any of the nonsense that he wrote. To me his works were, and are, highfalutin horse shit, put to paper by a man who was most likely heavily shitfaced. This modern take on the play ...

Pain & Gain (2013)

Pain & Gain (2013)

Pain & Gain    26 Apr 2013

R 129 minReleased

IMDB: 6.4/10 187 votes

Michael Bay hasn’t made a good movie since the 90’s. Pain and Gain, with it’s relaxed budget looked set to change that. The idea being that Bay would be forced to actually prove his mettle as a film creator and present something with a bit more torque and substance. Well, Bay, the hour cometh, and your movie is not funny. You’re a poor director, and it’s clear now you’re skilled in collecting percentages in business deals ...