Manly Movies

Dakota Johnson

Cymbeline (2014)

Cymbeline (2014)

Cymbeline    13 Mar 2015

R 98 minReleased

IMDB: 3.8/10 374 votes

There are going to be some upset people when they stumble upon this movie. It is wall to wall gibberish dressed up as a stylistic interpretation of Shakespeare. Let me first say that I don’t give a damn about Shakespeare, or any of the nonsense that he wrote. To me his works were, and are, highfalutin horse shit, put to paper by a man who was most likely heavily shitfaced. This modern take on the play ...

Need for Speed (2014)

Need for Speed (2014)

Need for Speed    14 Mar 2014

PG-13 132 minReleased

IMDB: 6.5/10 154 votes

The challenge in a shit movie like this is to resist the temptation to get up and walk out. I almost did several times. The closest times were when the movie went into Justin Lin/Fast & Furious territory with cars flying seventy feet through the air, then six hundred feet through the air as I remembered the director of this movie talking a big game about realistic chase sequences. Weird, because this shit is light years and galaxies away from ...